SECRETS OF SCHEHEREZADE’S
Though the stories are true, the names have been changed to protect the guilty,
I mean innocent!
I mean innocent!
William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)
“Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice;
it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.”
“Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice;
it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.”
Big Boss Candle
Most of Scheherezade’s dancers live a double life. By night, they are the goddess of the dance. By day they are mere mortals with daytime jobs, accountants, engineers (not the kind on trains), sales reps, federal agents, entrepreneurs, stock brokers, etc.
The Marrakesh was one of the favorite venues of our troupe. On one particular occasion, Ophelia’s “Big Boss”, from her daytime persona, was having dinner at the restaurant. Placed in the seat of honor at center stage, he was ready to enjoy his virgin experience of her performance.
Ophelia and I were performing our traditional show lineup, with Athena. The show began and flowed impeccably. The dark, melodic tones announcing our candle dance, floated through the air. The routine was an elegant, intense choreography, the embodiment of strength, balance and grace.
The three dancers entering the stage dramatically, each carrying three lit candles resting on beautiful brass trays. This was one of Ophelia’s favorite numbers. She had performed it dozens of times to perfection. The entrance and first part of the choreography was wonderful, strong and indeed, impressive. The music continued as we balanced the trays with the lit candles on our heads.
As Ophelia’s body corkscrewed, first hips then chest, moving her around in a tight, personal circle, she met the mesmerized eyes of “Big Boss”. At that very moment, an unseen force, or maybe a too fast movement of her head, attacked Ophelia’s tray of candles. They took flight, crashing to the floor with a massive ‘Bang’. The metal candles scattered over the stage, spewing the cotton balls soaked in lamp oil. Unlike wax, the oil generates flames that don’t die without encouragement. Ophelia stood there, like Sissy Spacek in 'Carrie', circled with bits of fire dangerously close to her flammable harem pants. Finally her brain acknowledged the flames. She began trying to stomp out the fires.
Being the Momma of the troupe, I needed to protect my child. Kneeling, using my bare hand, I began patting out the fire. Everyone knows a mother cannot be burnt or cut by broken glass. I insisted Ophelia stop stomping, #1, because she was going to catch her harem pants on fire and #2, she was stepping on my hand. All the while, unnoticed, I still had my tray and lit candles balanced on my head. Never once did it occur to me to remove them before the same catastrophe presented itself in my honor.
Ophelia now had no candles, no fire, a bent tray and a non-impressed “Big Boss” with the exception of possibly how well I could knell, slap a fire infested stage (okay, just 3 small balls of fire) and stand, without dropping my tray. Slightly mortified, Ophelia left the stage. I returned to the choreography with Athena, restaging on the fly, from a trio to a duet.
Returning to the stage, Ophelia regained the respect of “Big Boss”, as well as the rest of the audience with her magnificent sword solo. Her balance was perfection, her strength and flexibility impressive. Best of all she performed without harming herself or the audience.
The next weekend, she returned to the stage to again perform the candle choreography. Ready to prove that she was indeed the phenomenal dancer we all knew she was, she regally began the routine with two other dancers. As she placed the candle on her head, all the waiters, armed with grins and fire extinguishers, knelt at the front of the stage. The audience, as well as Ophelia, had to laugh. After shooing away the waiters and recollecting herself, the music began again and a flawless candle choreography was performed.
It is inevitable, when our inner Goddess divine reveals herself, something will come along to knock her right on her royal keester. We should never laugh at ourselves alone. Have you every experienced that mortifying moment, when you so wanted to impress? If so, click on the word 'comment' below and share so we can all laugh with you.